The Science of Time Travel
josiah-of-many-trades:

eradicatedelicacy:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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Tree apocalypse.

I wonder if you could very very patiently build a house by continually bending and grafting trees like this. A LITERAL TREEHOUSE, mofos.

josiah-of-many-trades:

eradicatedelicacy:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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[source]

Tree apocalypse.

I wonder if you could very very patiently build a house by continually bending and grafting trees like this. A LITERAL TREEHOUSE, mofos.

shslfeminist:

my writing, style could best, be described as “probably more commas, than is entirely, necessary”

shartichoke:

weloveshortvideos:

Dog afraid of Julia Roberts

bye julia

gallafranackus:

gallafranackus:

gallafranackus:

gallafranackus:

my face is dryer than the sahara desert during a period of extreme drought, and in an area with no nearby bodies of water or moist caverns

at the present moment, my face is so hot that scorpions are beginning to nest in my pores, the EPA is considering classifying my face as a nature preserve, dung beetles are taking refuge in my tear ducts, camels are resting on my eyelashes

cacti are beginning to grow in my eyebrows, vultures circle in the low atmosphere around my chin

a monsoon approaches, the rainy season has begun, the floods engulf the sand dunes, sharks begin to swim in the recesses of my eyelids, seahorses exuberantly frolic on my eardrums. i am one with nature, the nile river flows down my left cheek

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

dean deserves a medal for sassiest running

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oh i don’t know

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#And we’re back to the Superwholock Olympic Games 

ACTUALLY

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This is my favourite post.

on a scale from Dean Winchester to the Doctor, how phisically stable are you

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

songofthestarwhale:

strawberryjamfieldsforever:

sherlockian-spockian:

daguerreotype:

Matt Smith imitating a Weeping Angel on the move.

Me trying to explain Doctor Who.


Me trying to explain Doctor Who.

songofthestarwhale:

strawberryjamfieldsforever:

sherlockian-spockian:

daguerreotype:

Matt Smith imitating a Weeping Angel on the move.

Me trying to explain Doctor Who.

Me trying to explain Doctor Who.

dw + red & blue

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.